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The sort of penis nobody wants to see. Always small, never erect, overall unpleasurable.
sar - how was last night?
lou - he totally had a lucy's penis
jamie - oi, i totally heard that. we're over
sar - ah well, he had a lucy's penis
lou - too right
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hey baby, vaant to see my penis maximus?
i got the cleanest, meanest, penis maximus, ya never seen this stroke of genius
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Wrinkles on the penis where it look VERy delightful.:
"What big penis wrinkles you have!"
- Rainbow Randy
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a growth on the tip of the penis which resembles a fingernail.
Shaniqua, lemme trim dis penis nail 'fo I hit you up like a hackysack.
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during anal sex,this is when a guy's penis is covered in poop when he takes his penis out of the anus,and his penis smells of poop for a very long time.
your cousin gave me a poopy penis
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When your wife/partner has to spend some time working the shaft as a result of a wrong doing that they committed..
Person 1: Honey! I just bought a new handbag and shoes with your bonus cheque!
Person 2: Dam! You need some Penis Penance to make up for that shit!!
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A younger guy who you meet at the bar that thinks he knows what he's doing in bed
"Baby, C'mon, I'll make you feel sooooo good" "How old are you again?" "Why, I'm 24" "Please, you're nothin' but a penis fumbler"
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