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Someone all the girls go to when they are looking to lose their virginity
He better not bang another one of those chicks, or else he’s going to become their pussy pirate.
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The practice of inserting your index finger and middle finger into the anus of a woman whilst rubbing her clitoris vigorously with your thumb, forming the shape of an 18th century flintlock pistol whilst making her go "Arrrrrrrr" like a pirate.
Last night my wife asked me to give her the Pirates Flintlock. It was like been in bed with Long John Silver.
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Getting showered in eyepatches rum and cum
I gave her a pirate shower last night cost me $35
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When you have jalapeno poppers and you have to shit so badly you roll down the window and fire at the car next to you.
1: Yo I gotta shit
2: But we’re in the car!
1: Im bouta pirate ship the fuckers next to us if you don’t pull your ass over
2: Go for it bro
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Oral sex position where the man lies on his back and the woman sits/crouches above his head, knees either side of his head. She then proceeds to swing her muff back and forth onto his face for oral pleasure. Like the motion of a fairground pirate ship.
My girlfriend got a little out of hand last night and gave me the pirate ship. My face still stinks like Spanish ham.
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When you put a condom on one of your legs and proceed to hobble towards your lover groaning and yelling Argh whilst plundering her booty.
John: Hey man i was doing the rubber pirate all night!
Jack: Did you Plunder her booty?
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One who likes to raid and or invade someones Butt (butt or ass hole) against their will in a barbarick and aggress way like pirates used to do to ships that were not theirs.
Adam is such a Butt Pirate because he likes to fuck steve in his ass.
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