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burma's savior, won a peace price for her efforts in trying to fix up the country with the shittiest human rights in the world
Aung San Suu Kyi is the only reason Burmans have hope.
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The San Diego Padres are one of the only Major League Baseball teams to have never won a World Series. In the early days of the franchise, the team dressed in shit-brown uniforms and consistently came in last place. Then they changed their uniforms and still came in last. Their fans are a bunch of whiny bandwagoners who cannot even dress themselves let alone speak proper English. Everyone agrees that the team should throw in the towel and stop wasting everyone's time with their minor league highjinks. The fans worship Tony Gwynn, a singles hitter with the waistline of a small ocean liner. The team is the epitomy of the term 'loser'.
Guy 1: I just saw the San Diego Padres in their new stadium!
Guy 2: Do you think they'll come in last again this year?
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north county is most definitely NOT the ghetto of san diego. either you are completely ignorant or you dont live in san diego. north county is the nice/nicer side of san diego and the ghetto would be the south and the east. this includes skyline, east san diego, chula vista, national city, north park, logan/normal heights, barrio logan, and many many other hoods.
north county is the nicer side, all the gringos and old people live there....
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There is no real cafeteria so underclassmen run around hoping birds won't shit on them. Many girls don't wear the same outfit once and have new drama every fucking day. The girl's drama always involves a guy. While the hardcore raider fans aka ghetto kids drive nice cars to school but act like they are from compton. The guys think they are hot shit if they get wasted every weekend and most the kids at school drive nicer cars than the teachers. A SRV student's weekend consists of looking for a place to get drunk than ending up at inn n out. Most kids at the school are either stupid or smart.
Girl 1: Ashley totally hooked up with Jason at the party last night!!
Girl 2: What a bitch!!
Raider guy 1: I am going to key that bitch's escalade!!
Raider Guy 2: Yea lets fuck that shit up!
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To receive a hand job pushing the penis from belly button towards anus similar to moving the control arm of a San Francisco Trolley
Brad received an aggressive San Francisco Trolley Ride from Jen which left him wondering if he should go to the doctor for BPS (broken penis syndrome).San Francisco, Handy, Jerk-off, Broken Penis Syndrome, Hand Job
After you bust your load in your lady friend she squats down on your chest then leaves a happy sauce snail trail.
After Jimmy Dean lost his load in Betty Crocker, Betty gave Jimmy the San Antonio Steam Slug acoss his chest!
Best Basketball team in the Mountain West, and NCAA
San Diego State Basketball is awesome, right?