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Where you are trying to hold in a deep breath but then unintentionally do something that obliges you to "pop" whether ya want to or not.
I was competing with a couple of friends to see who could hold his breath the longest, and I was reading the daily newspaper-comics to distract me from my respiratory discomfort. Then I read a cartoon that really struck me funny and so I hadda laugh --- talk about self-imposed exhale!
A conversation one engages in with oneself in a way which resembles the way one converses with oneself or with a different individual, only this type of self-conversation takes place in the present but with a recording of one's words made in the past.
To participate in an asynchronous self-conversation one needs to listen to an audio recording of things one said in the past, and can either speak to the individual speaking in the recording acknowledging that one is speaking to oneself, or pretend one is speaking to someone other than oneself. Asynchronous self-conversations work surprisingly well and can be enlightening because as time progresses every individual changes. Therefore, at 12:00 P.M. (noon) no one is thinking or feeling the same things they were thinking and feeling at 11:59 A.M. ( one-minute ago ). Listening to a recording of a word one said is a type of Asynchroneous Self-Conversation.
The day where you take care of yourself by showering, shaving, and putting face-masks on before the week starts.
Girl: Hey what are you doing today?
Other Girl: What do you mean it’s “Self-Care Sunday” ! I’ve been so busy.
Self inflicted theft is most likely to occur when people don't take the basic steps to secure valuable property, almost encouraging thieves to commit acts that relieve owners of property.
There's been a rash of break-ins and thefts of expensive vehicles in Snobsville as they sit unused in COVID, doors unlocked, valuables and key fob in plain sight. Somehow I think these stupid owner share responsibility for the thefts they bring on themselves as they commit acts of self inflicted theft.
To “Boss Yo’ Self” is to take control of your life, to take responsibility for every aspect of your existence. When there’s no cars coming so you cross the road, even though the man is red? That is to Boss Yo' Self. When you do what you want, when you want, regardless of the conditions of your parole? That is to Boss Yo' Self.
“No more tequila!”, Jill bossed herself, “no more tequila 'til Jack Jr. is born!” BOSS YO' SELF!
“Go for a run, you fat slug!”, Jack bossed himself, “go for a run…and maybe swing by McDonalds on the way home”. BOSS YO' SELF!
(derived from Polish: zaszpinakować).
To develop decent amount of muscle mass.
Example (to spinach self up):
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You need to spinach yourself up to look like Schwarzenegger. (=you need to work out more in order to look like Arnold Schwarzenegger).
uh. the new stupidest way to say - my brain has been destroyed because i am spending all of my time in my house watching tv for 2 years now.
"Yeah, yuo never know who has COVID, so I have been self-isolating-myself just to be safe".