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soft log

The act of slapping ones flaccid penis against the females face to initiate sexual interaction.

Suzy was being a prude so Brian whipped it out and gave her the soft log to put her in the mood.

by jjslozz January 16, 2016


SofT Era

Extreme flopping, top players joining up together, Not playing a full season cause of load management

Todays players in the sofT era look like a bunch of gamers and electricians

by 1990sicc April 12, 2021


Soft Taco

A racial homophobic slur for gay Mexicans.

Beat a soft taco this morning, should have built that wall.

by Someonelamer May 30, 2021


Soft Waft

The dialogue starter with someone whom you need something from in a non threatening fashion.

I soft wafted my boss about that Adam Sandler concert this coming weekend, she said go for it!

by October 9, 2023


Soft Fuzzy Man

Another word for a mans weiner, and sometimes a woman's jungle bush.

"I'm gonna stroke my soft fuzzy man." "I'm gonna use this hairbrush to pleasure my soft fuzzy man"

by sigmatoilet33 October 7, 2024


Soft Pack

When you're ready to fuck but your dick ain't. Causing you to force your flaccid meat inside her. Sometimes with the added assistance of a finger to push it through in hopes it will become erect. This often end up just being genitalia smashing against each other without penetration.

How you gonna fuck her your dick ain't even hard? Don't worry about that Brian I'ma soft pack it. It'll get hard.

by I Am The Ferrett October 20, 2020


butta soft

adjective. Velvety, softness, warm and comforting, silky feeling, smooth to the touch. Like freshly coco buttered skin, or when something feels so soft that you could almost melt into it.

When bae shaves her legs and na na they feel butta soft.

by Mastamind202 December 2, 2017