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giant spider

an abomination from hell

i must have the most baddest luck because EVERYTIME I GO TO THE BATHROOM TO TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER, A GIANT FUCKING SPIDER APPEARS ON THE FUCKING BATHROOM WALLS AND PREVENTS ME FROM TAKING A FUCKING SHOWER

"but scott, i am not afraid of giant spiders" WELL YOU MUST BE FEARLESS, BECAUSE WHO ISN'T AFRAID OF GIANT SPIDERS ON YOUR FUCKING BATHROOM WALL???

okay take this scenario, where you're about to sleep, you look up your ceiling and there's a giant spider at the same place to where your head is. if the giant fucking spider jumps, you're screwed.

todd: what are giant spiders and why is scott afraid of them

scott's friend: well todd, according to scott, he thinks that giant spiders are abominations from hell and that they always appear on his bathroom walls everytime he takes a bath/shower.

by sc0tt_ June 11, 2023


giant spider

an abomination from hell

i might have the most baddest luck ever because EVERY FUCKING TIME I GO TO THE FUCKING SHOWER, A GIANT FUCKING SPIDER APPEARS ON THE FUCKING WALL. GOD WHY DO GIANT FUCKING SPIDERS EXIST I HATE THIS WORLD

todd: what the hell is a giant spider and why is scott afraid of it

scott's friend: well todd, according to scott, giant spiders are abominations from hell, and that they always appear on his bathroom wall every time he takes a shower.

by Ice Cream_ June 11, 2023


Clock Spider

An outdated meme that has somehow begun trending again for no discernable reason.

John: Yo, why the hell did Pepe become such a hit again? It died like three years ago.
Jason: Yeah, it's such a Clock Spider, dude.

by CallousedCalcium December 13, 2016


Spider-leg fuck

When three guys get on top of another in an spider position while getting fucked by the men on top of them.

Holy shit he just got Spider-leg fucked. Wanna Spider-leg fuck.

by The genuine man June 4, 2022


spider spinner

A spider spinner is a 12 sided 12 inch dildo that lights up and changes colors from red to blue to green to purple to black to orange,the spider spinner is usually covered in semen from adult penguins and other species of birds,the reason most people don't buy spider spinners is because ,it makes your pussy green and wide ,so then it looks like a Rick and morty portal , and if you go in the portal it takes you to a down town hood where there's prostitutes instead of police and have bags of cocaine in the candy stores,the only way to get back out of the Rick and morty portal it to find a fat ass penguin with a big cock and jump in side his ass hole.....and that's a ,spider spinner

That girl can take a spider spinner

by The masts definer January 28, 2018


spider spinner

A spider spinner is a 12 sided 12 inch dildo that lights up and changes colors from red to blue to green to purple to black to orange,the spider spinner is usually covered in semen from adult penguins and other species of birds,the reason most people don't buy spider spinners is because ,it makes your pussy green and wide ,so then it looks like a Rick and morty portal , and if you go in the portal it takes you to a down town hood where there's prostitutes instead of police and have bags of cocaine in the candy stores,the only way to get back out of the Rick and morty portal it to find a fat ass penguin with a big sock and jump in side his ass hole.....and that's a ,spider spinner

That girl can take a spider spinner

by The masts definer January 28, 2018


spider man whopper

A whopper with red buns and black seeds, made to promote "Spider Man: Across the Spider Verse". Nothing else.

I ate the spider man whopper... and d i e d.

by TheRealMikey July 5, 2023