the sexual act of blowing air in a girls vah jay jay, then pinching the lips shut, then having her queef in your face.
Dude, i gave amy the sweetest air pinch surprise.
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When you get a message on tinder and it's a dick pic
"I was on tinder last night when I got a little tinder surprise by some creep called Melvin!"
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An alternative Side project of Shawn (percussionist of Slipknot) which is on Roadrunner Records just like Slipknot. Shawn is the drummer.
Joe: "Hey Tom did you hear Shawn has got a new band called To My Surprise".
Tom: "Meh..not my style in music."
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when you un-expectedly jizz in a girls asshole, and then it leeks out.
or you whip it out of her ass real quick and unload a full clip in her face and give her a free facial that she was not prepared for
Jill: uhh!...the other day, dave gave me a cream pie surprise!
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when someone takes a bottle cap and pisses in it...then throws it in someone ELSE'S face...then proceeds to yell APPLE JUICE SURPRISE (NIGGA!<---when the situation calls for it.)
note: one cannot, nor should not surprise themselves.
Me: Hey James, How was your chem test?
James: Well, it was quite diff__
Me: APPLE JUICE SURPRISE NIGGA!
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This has to be timed perfectly. While getting road-head, drive down an upaved road. When you're about to get off hold an open palmed hand about 2 inches above the girls head and hit a pot hole. The combined shock of a mouthful of cum and an involuntary deepthroat should make her head jerk up, smacking herself in the back of the head on your hand and forcing her head back down.
After some convincing, Jessie went downtown for some roadhead. All that Rick could do was smile as he approached the backroads. Yes friends, it was time for a rocky road surprise.
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a kinky sexual exploration or hardcore foreplay that involves an electricly charged glow in the dark lubricated childrens toy with super conductive elements that tends to be a bit messy.
you will need a bottle of mr. bubbles, two wet towls, a glow worm toy, and an electrical outlet.
sean: so how was last night?
sam: eh, it was kinda weird.
sean: how so?
sam: have you heard of the glow worm surprise?
sean: oh! yeah i invented it!
sam: you asshole!
sean: retarded eskimo!
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