Three digit on-time

Getting in to work any time before 10:00 AM, less than an hour lart if you officially start work at 9. This gets the name from the number of digits in the time.

I don't know why my manager gave me that look when I came in. I was three digit on-time this morning!

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five and three zeros

Just one way of saying goodbye or that your leaving (out)

Man I'm go met this chick, so I'm catch you later.- Five and Three Zeros; take it lite, I'll hollaaa!

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Three-Piece Suit

When a man puts his cock, and both balls in a girl's mouth all at once.

She likes the tea bag, but this time she took my dick in her mouth too... making it a three-piece suit.

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Three Xs and a skull and crossbones

1) Three Xs and a skull and crossbones — the description of a person, event, timing, or situation that is absolute toxic. This can be spoken or typed as the following emoji: “XXX☠️”

2) Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, you can date her / him if you want to. She’s / he’s hard on a lover — three X’s and a skull and crossbones. You’ll be lucky if you escape with your nuts / uterus!!!!!!!!

Letting an Amazon warehouse into your community is three Xs and a skull and crossbones for local small businesses. The work conditions are oppressive and after they are established themselves and their market; they replace as many workers as possible with automation.

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three six mafia

Originally a hip-hop/rap group, but now can be used in slang to refer to any group of scary-ass gangsta-looking black people.

Usage Warning:
Use when not in the presence of black people.

Boy: Oh shit, a three six mafia just walked in the club.

Boy's friend: Let's bounce. I wanna hit the bar next-door anyway, there are no hot girls.

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Three Eyed Raven’s Son

A dark haired son born to two blonde Targaryen people — an obvious genetic impossibility. The dark raven colored hair leads to the appellation “Three Eyed Raven’s Son” — approximately equivalent to our expression: The mail man’s son.

How did Rhaenyra and Laenor — two blonds — have brunette children?

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn…They are Three Eyed Raven’s Sons!!!!

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Three dog night

What a desperate fool with a viagra side effect of prolonged erection does to rid himself of the prolonged hard-on.

I went down to the frozen yogurt shop and yelled, all the frozen yogurt is on me!

Soon I was at home being laid by Three dogs, eerr women.

So with that said, the doctors told me they now call the remedy a three dog night.

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