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A unit designed to help the one known as Key with his many wacky mishaps with the ladies.
Key: Oh shit, I'm in a wacky mishap, I need my Key Unit.
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A unit of measure by which all other things can be measured, not only based on standard bacon strip length, but also based on the understanding that bacon is without equal and as so is listed as 1 BU.
That movie was awesome, I'd give it about .8 Bacon Unit (BU).
That guy was huge; at least 8 bacon tall.
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A third world country dotted with first world cities.
Person 1: The United States of America is the greatest first world country to live in!
Person 2: Go outside any major city for 5 minutes then say that again.
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Everything that's wrong with Western society can be found here: A country filled with ignorant, obese, gun-loving, xenophobic, brainwashed, Christian fools who don't know what freedom means despite shouting it around all day. If you don't believe me take a look at who they just elected as president
I'M FROM THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! FREEDOM FUCK YEAH!
Dude just stfu
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A scummy piggy bastard who is are jealous of his own rivals.
Person 1 - 'ur a right sheffield united fan aint ya!'
Person 2 - 'snort snort squeal'
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A beautiful nation, with many diverse people living together. The fact that we can openly critisize and make rediculous claims about the government freely is what makes USA such a wonderful nation. Many people bash America as it seems the "cool" and "popular" thing to do. Ofcourse America isn't perfect, but it's going well, and has been doing tremendously--especially for it's youth. America fought a long battle against racism, and everyone's rights are equal and protected, yet there is still underlying racism among some people.
The United states of america, despite it's problems, has many diverse citizens, and is overall a great country for anyone to visit.
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The best country on earth!
(No offense other 193 countries...)
"Where do you live?"
>>"The best country on earth! The United States of America!"
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