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A lying, immature man, incapable of love. A Tony is someone who tells you he loves you but only uses you for sex.
Tony’s usually have larger stomachs due to excessive beer drinking, they are really kind and EXCELLENT in bed lol. They have great hair as well as the most beautiful eyes. They would never hit a woman no matter who they are. You can believe that you will never find them bothering little girls online.
All the beer is gone, I think TONY must been here!
Tony is a "smoothbrain" individual who cant do anything harder than breathing. Tonys are found at your local high school prowling around the young 9th grade Asian boys. The only thing Tony can talk about is Fall guys.
Stranger: Man that kid is a freak, why does he keep trying to smell my hair.
Stranger 2: Duh bc hes a Tony. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TONY!
tony
a man that we cannot simply understand or perceive
he’s more than a man
he’s
𝐓𝐨𝐧𝐲
Tony.
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Tony is the nicest guy you will ever meet.
He has the charm and smoothness that makes everyone want to know him or be around him.
Be careful Tony has a razor sharp tongue that will slice and dice you quicker than a firecracker shrimp at a hibachi grill. Tony is very protective of his friends and always puts everyone before himself. Tony’s packin a thick sausage and any one who’s lucky enough to get a taste will always ask for seconds. Tony loves to travel and he jersets all over, making a ton of friends everywhere he goes. Holding him down for a relationship is difficult as Tonys tend to be very cautious of anyone that tries to get to close. If your lucky enough to know or have Tony in your life , make sure to let him know you appreciate him. He’s a total keeper!
Tony is everything g you want, deserve and need.
Pulling a Tony Mo is the epitome of being Tony Mo. It means to go stinky mo godmode over 10 times a day in the bathroom without stopping. When Tony Mo does this, his intelligence increases by 3.455.
Wow, Motony was just Pulling a Tony Mo.
A bartender who utilizes fire, flames up cocktails, ignites props and or the bar with fire and brimstone! Also breathes and spits fire out of his mouth, with a little help from 151 or Everclear!
When Charmander meets a master mixologist!
Damn Tony Flames almost had the fire department here last night, it’s too bad the ladies were wearing fire proof lingerie.