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A guy with a small cock. Radiating small cock energy.
Hey look guys, he’s got a tony!
Tony's have the sexiest voice you'll ever hear. Very likely to be tall. A well-groomed man. A force to be reconned with. Tries to scare you and sometimes succeeds. Very lovely but can also can be an asshat. Will ask you why yours thighs are out everywhere if you're wearing ripped jeans. Has thunderthighs himself. Will ask you to arm wrestle.
Friend: Hey Tony, wanna come hang out.
Tony: *in low voice* yeah of course bbg.
A tony is a very tiny person with the testosteron levels of a very tall guy.
This can cause extreme fits of anger and sexual drifts that can often get out of control.
Guy 1: “Shit man anthony is snorting tons of ketamine again…”
Guy 2: “Seriously? Shit man he really starts acting all Tony when he does that..”
Guy 1: “Yeah i hope there won’t be any girls at the club because he’ll definitley try fucking one”
Guy 2: “I can see the Tony in his eyes, i wouldn’t even be surprised is he tries to fuck a guy”
a bald kid that likes history stuff because he likes the bald guy that hates jewish people
tony is a bald kid and we all know it
Basically his name is toenail. We call him tony the balooney sometimes.
“Hey Tony, did you do your homework today” - Teacher