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Shidas touch

A very, VERY unlucky person. Everything they set out to do or achieve never comes through or ever works out. Everthing they touch turns to crud.

This can also be passed down though generation to generation and is among some of the most unfortunate traits known to man or sloth.

"Don't let Timmy do it, he has the Shidas touch"

"She better not have your Shidas touch!"

"DAMN YOU SHIDAS TOUCH!!"

by nimsayy June 5, 2018


safe touch

Consensual, non threatening, pleasurable contact between two consenting adults. No cohesion.

I'm dying for some safe touch.

by Meow meow kitty cat March 17, 2018


imma touch you where the sun dont shine lil bro

UMMMM... WTF WHY'D YOU SEARCH THIS???!!! (it means clapping someone in their balls or cheeks)

imma touch you where the sun dont shine lil bro

nah but seriously, stop it. get some help. you're weird for searching this.

by TheRedDinoSaur December 30, 2025


touch the glass save your ass

touching the glass of your car when you go over railroad tracks

whyd you touch the windshield
“touch the glass save your ass motherfucker

by iprollyfuckedyobitch October 18, 2022


Pocket touching

When a person touched another's pocket, they become their son and they are gay.

Spencer is pocket touching and he is everyone's son and he likes men.

by Spencer's father February 9, 2023


clinch touch

the act of violently smacking your penis across someone's face several times.

If you keep talking about me I will have to clinch touch you!

by crazycookie123 August 7, 2017


touched naughties

having sex

bob: so, how'd far you get?

derek: yeah, we touched naughties

bob: you sly fox!

by lucyyyyyy December 3, 2008