mongolian shower

a combined shower of urine, period blood and poo.

Having three skanky hookers at my disposal, i took advantage of this opportunity to take a mongolian shower.

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Boston Shower

After taking a dump and not wanting to wipe your ass, you have a hot, steamy shower, wherein clean your asshole with the shower head's hulk-like stream.

I ran out of toilet-paper, so I took a boston shower. Now, my asshole feels cleaner than a Mormon's conscious.

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Shower Shafting

When you masturbate in the shower.

Oh no! I can't masturbate in my room because I have roommates! I had better go shower shafting to clear this urge! Or be good with girls and get laid!

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pineapple shower

to masturbate. Basically to "prepare to shower all your jizz". It is a lot more convenient to masturbate and jizz all over yourself before you shower so you can wash it off but try to drink at least 2lt of pineapple juice 3 - 4 hours before and you will find that it is fun to jizz on your girl and it shall smell and taste like pine juice. Or in a girls case... I don't know maybe they just like to do it before they get in the shower, which is extremely sexy for some reason.

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Baby Shower

When a man orgasams in his hand and flings it into his partners mouth.

Gayland shot his load in his hand and gave his chick a "Baby Shower" when he flung it into her open mouth!

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Guyanese Shower

Term defining the use of someone using too much or too strong cologne to cover up their body odor. Named after the people of west Indian descent who are known for doing this in the inner NYC boros of Queens, Bronx and Manhattan. They do this thinking it will attract ladies when instead, nine times out of ten, it ends up choking them.

Friend #1: Yo bro you gonna take a shower after playing basketball for the last 2.5 hours?

Friend #2: "Nah man I'm just gonna take a Guyanese shower and hope my girl doesn't notice."

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rainbow showers

A group of people pissing on one person

"I just sat there under a stream of rainbow showers"

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