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Fat Bastard-itus

(Noun) A person who is very obese.

The persons’ name is usually Darren, Jamie and Steven.

“You have Fat bastard-itus!”

by Tway Ubabqwe February 22, 2020


Cheekless Bastard

1) Someone who lacks cheeks.
2) Someone who's lack of convex skin on either side of their lips is replaced by stone-cold realness and an uncanny ability to cause other people's minds to become concave and introspective.
3) A person who's face is comprised of strong bones, full lips, a piercing glare, sharp ears, and a chin that is ALWAYS in check.
4) Someone so real, their realness is perceived as cheekiness.

"I want you to be honest with me because I am with you" said the Cheekless bastard

"Honesty is the best policy. To lie is a pest's priority." said the Cheekless bastard

"That Cheekless bastard is a fucking llamuffaguin."

by Not A. Lush October 13, 2011


new jerssian bastard

A New Jerssian Bastard is the fake job of a person 17 years old or younger that lives in New Jersey. This is usually in response to a online sugar mommy or daddy that is offering money when they ask for your job/profession.

F1 “ Yo this chick Mary is tryin to send 1k a week but she asking for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk say your a miner.”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a professional New Jerssian Bastard.”

by Mustafa the 69th May 10, 2022


Half faced bastard

A term used to discribe an individual whom is deseptive or two faced .
It can also be used with a discriptive word in jest for someone who caught you off guard or surprised you .

Example 1. So you took my money and blame it on Keith you half faced bastard !
Example 2. Did you just Sup my pint you cheeky half faced bastard ?

by Big Daddy mac November 22, 2016


Bastard Television

A television studio headed by Robert Nogo, Parker Sneeihl and Henry Xebek.

A Bastard television production.

by Kirstin Cogdill March 24, 2003


Cum-bastard

Someone who doesn't give a s*it about woman even though they love penthouse magazine's and watch horror movies and say corny racist jokes and say homophobic slurs all day long

James the simp: damn that dude is homophobic!!

Caleb the pimp: yeah he's totally a Cum-bastard

by Caleb Cummins March 13, 2022


Canadian Bastard

A term to describe an arrogant, cocky, and Narcisisstic shithead.

One that thinks Starbucks is better than Tim's.

Boy: You're a real Canadian Bastard at times.

Girl: I dumped his ass.. Turns out he was a Canadian Bastard.

Teenager: Hey man, I'm gonna head to Tim's.
Teenager #2: Fuck no, Starbucks is better.
Teenager: YOU CANADIAN BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU!

by Mr. Winstonollies February 15, 2017