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Decoy Boyfriend

When a 'friend' of yours is a total ho and sleeps with your man behind your back, you find two new men. One to strut as eye candy, and a secret boyfriend. Eye candy decoy boyfriend would ideally enjoy the ho's competition.

Didn't that hurt your feeling that she was flirting with your boyfriend? What, oh, he's the decoy boyfriend.

by P.Venuit May 29, 2016


boyfriend and girlfriend

a boy and a girl who are not seeing for getting with anyone else. can break up

alex broke up with me. we aren’t boyfriend and girlfriend anymore

by dhfnfbsbdn March 10, 2023


boyfriend and girlfriend

a boy and a girl who are not seeing or getting with anyone other than the boy or girl; commonly break up

alex broke up with me!! we aren’t boyfriend and girlfriend anymore!!

by dhfnfbsbdn March 2, 2023


My dummy boyfriend Luke

my cute caring boyfriend who has a silly fish brain and tickles you until you feel like pissing yourself. I love him

I love my dummy boyfriend luke

by Coley222 December 11, 2023


Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day

A tradition as old as time where anyone witha boyfriend tells him what his presents are four days before his birthday to keep the Boogeyman from coming in their house and fisting them.

"Today's Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day!"

by Toad-Bit October 28, 2023


National boyfriends day part three

Where you celebrate them just because

Happy National boyfriends day part three

by October 27, 2020


national give your boyfriend back his airpods day

give me my airpods back

its national give your boyfriend back his airpods day give them back now

by coochie man 69 420 blazin October 15, 2020