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University of College

1. A generic college name
2. A junior college
3. A small, no-name college
4. An obscure college
5. A junior-junior-junior-junior-junior college

Coined by Adam Carolla, ex-host of radio show "Loveline with Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla"

1. My school is so small, it doesn't have a name. I go to the the University of College.

2. My school is so obscure, I might as well say I go to the the University of College.

3. Adam: ...next caller, Andy, you're 24. What's your question?
Caller: Yeah, uhh. I go to this crappy college and I really like this girl, but... (cut-off by Adam)
Adam: What college do you go to?
Caller: I'd rather not say.
Adam: Okay, then I'll hang up on you. Look you all you idiots out there, just say something or I'm going to hang up on you, okay? I don't care if you say you attend the University of College so long as you say something! Next Caller.

by Tom Braker February 26, 2011

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Methodist College

a college for members of the methodist relegion

the methodist college is recommended for methodists

by conejo October 14, 2005

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Churchill College

the best f***ing concrete place on earth

Cambridge student 1: "Oh, Anthony-Basil, where are you drinking this evening?"

Cambridge student 2: "Oh, Henry old boy, I'm jollying up to Churchill College with a mildly inflatable sheep".

Cambridge student 1: "Splendid."

by John Frederick February 26, 2008

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scotch college

A private school in Perth filled with a bunch of crap lads

"I bet that kid was a scotch college kid"
"Yeah he was such a maggot"

by Dr Dank May 3, 2015

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Merrimack College

A small school in Massachusetts. A division 2 school, except in hockey. The hockey team always gets crushed by whoever they play, except in recent years.

So I heard you are going to Merrimack College. Ok, just so you know, the hockey team will probably start losing again in the next couple years.

by HockeyEastFan12 April 22, 2013

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College Clean

1. As close to clean as things ever get on college campuses. So many people use the same space in college that, no sooner than something is cleaned, it gets dirty again.

I feel sorry for the cleaning lady. No matter how many times a day she washes the windows the student's grubby fingerprints ensure that the windows are never more than college clean.

by BIllyoh! November 5, 2008

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Emerson College

An institution of higher learning that features a shitty cafeteria, hands-off proffesors, and more homosexual girls and boys per square inch than previously thought possible by this definition writer.

Steve: You suck! I fucked your mom!
Dan: You know what, Steve?
Steve: What?
Dan: You belong at Emerson College.

by x February 22, 2005

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