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Noun (Also know as: P.A.D. ) Peripheral Artery Disease is a circulatory condition in which narrowed blood vessels reduce blood flow to the limbs.
Peripheral vascular disease is a sign of fatty deposits and calcium building up in the walls of the arteries (atherosclerosis). Risk factors include aging, diabetes, and smoking.
Wow my lower legs really ache for no reason, even when laying down. Probably because of Peripheral Artery Disease. Fuck.
The unfortunate souls who are diagnosed with this disease are commonly referred to as captain hook.
Pp go down
Girl 1: I was having sex with my boyfriend for the first time and his penis curled backwards.
Girl 2: Oh yeah, he must've had pepperoni's disease
Computer virus passed through computers, by email, and messages
I caught a electronically transmitted disease by opening an attachment by email.
A very rare disease (there are no known cases of it) where you involuntarily say something similar to "404 page not found" upon encountering a situation you are not prepared for.
Person 1: Hello, I have HTTP disease.
Person 2: I don’t believe you and I now hate you for lying!
Person 1: 404 page not found.
Were either you are looking at something but do not see it or you always have to be right.
"Honey, does anything look any different?"
"Um...no?"
"Seriously! Typical man disease."
A disease that infects people in charge of the music mix at a gathering. Infection becomes apparent when the person changes the music too quickly, cutting off songs far before their proper ending.
Symptoms typically present among narcissistic DJs, who mistakenly believe the crowd likes hearing the transitions more than the actual songs. Or they foolishly believe rapidly changing the songs "keeps things fresh". (In reality, it just makes the mix annoying and irritating.)
When party hosts (who think they're a real DJ) copy this same bad behaviour, because they saw a pro DJ do it somewhere, it can be concluded that DJ disease is also highly contagious.
Damn it, I was just getting into the groove of this song and now the DJ ruined it by ending the song prematurely! He must have DJ disease!
A disease that infects people in charge of the music mix at a gathering. Infection becomes apparent when the person changes the music too quickly, cutting off songs far before their proper ending.
Symptoms typically present among narcissistic DJs, who mistakenly believe the crowd likes hearing the transitions more than the actual songs. Or they foolishly believe rapidly changing the songs "keeps things fresh". (In reality, it just makes the mix annoying and irritating.)
When party hosts (who think they're a real DJ) copy this same bad behaviour, because they saw a pro DJ do it somewhere, it can be concluded that DJ disease is also highly contagious.
Damn it, I was just getting into the groove of this song and now the DJ ruined it by ending the song prematurely! He must have DJ disease!