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Glock-block

General definition: Using Glock as a basis for any argument about beginner handgun selection, stating it's unmatched reliability and proliferation, while negating it's downfalls in ergonomics/Grip angle and lack of innovation.

Alternative definition: Shitting on any Glock caliber besides 9 or 10mm or the G44 22 LR

I overheard heard this Fudd talking about the 1911 being the only choice for a CCW, so I had to Glock-block him

by LessThanLethal February 28, 2020


Buff-block

When a male in a bar tries to pick up a girl, and is cock-blocked by his own need to be tougher than every other guy there.

"Dude did you hear about Brad at the bar last night? Some guy told him he couldn't down more shots than him, and he ended up buff-blocking himself from some chick that thought he was chill."

by Unarmedanddangerous August 14, 2015


Definer's Block

(n.) When you can't think of anything to define on Urban Dictionary because almost everything comedic has already been defined.

Guy: Hey man, what's wrong?
Other Guy: Can't think of anything to define, I got definer's block.

by Other_Person March 8, 2020


Block down

A term used to emphasize a previous action or phrase.

I don’t trust shit no more .. mne block down.

by Youhate30 January 5, 2020


like-block

when you're about to like a comment on a social media site but a new comment is posted, shifting all previous comments upwards and forcing you to like a different comment.

"I was about to like your comment about Java but Jonah like-blocked me."
"Yeah, I saw his post. That's cold-blooded."

by -1812- March 20, 2014


Wife Blocking

Comparable to “Ice Blocking”.

Basically what you do is sneak up behind your wife, and yank her pants down near the top of the stairs.
You whip your winky out and shove it into her buns. You then grab a hold of whatever you can and ride her down the stairs!!!

Last night my wife wanted to do something fun, so I introduced her to Wife Blocking!

by BigBadButtBlaster December 5, 2019


Beer Blocking

Using your beer as a misdirection or to conceal something else from someone you're with.

George was beer blocking the napkin with that blonde bitch's phone number when his girl friend came to pick him up.

by Darth Frak December 25, 2015