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Any (usually) white American male that attempts, sometimes successfully, to convince everyone around them that they are not a bro, despite a certain and varying penchant for decidedly bro-like activities or beliefs; frequently using sexual experience to demand respect from one's friends, expressing a desire to fight others, an enjoyment and subsequent short-lived obsession with whatever mainstream rap song is currently "hot", open objectification of women, using ability and ever-readiness to drink heavily to assert dominance and respect within a social group, etc. are all telltale signs of a Closet Bro's true nature.
Note: Closet Bros know on some level what they are, and are afraid to admit, perhaps even to themselves, their bro-tendencies. They guard themselves against reality by vehemently proclaiming a hatred for bros; this only serves to aggravate the situation, making their bro-ness even more painfully obvious to their peers.
Example One
Mike: Hey man, I heard you were hanging out with Vanessa. How's that going?
Kyle: Dude, I hit it and quit it. That bitch don't mean sh-
Mike: Closet Bro! You!
Example Two
Dave: So Kyle was giving me a ride home, right? And we're sitting at a stoplight, when all of a sudden he turns on the radio and starts blasting a T Pain song. I just opened my door and got out.
Paul: I always kind of suspected that guy was a bro.
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A "party bro" is the highest regarded status of all bro-hood. Sought by many and achieved by few, party bros are an endangered breed of superhuman, notoriously sustaining themselves for months at a time on nothing more than alcohol, tobacco, drugs, sex and Reeespect!
If you're hot and happen to see a party bro, fuck them immediately, as this is the only conservation effort that has had success in sustaining their dwindling numbers.
He's such a party bro!
I wish I was a party bro!
I just fucked a party bro!
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Your Favorite Female Buddy; an Amazing Female Friend; Your She-Partner in Crime; Your Wing Woman:
1. She is considered your #1 She-Buddy, Trusted as your Wing Woman.
2. A Girl that is a Buddy, and Likes chicks just as much as you do.
3. A Sassy Ohio Native that moved to Utah in the search of Lesbian Love!
"You show up home to find 2 Women in your Bed, all you can think is my buddy Bro-dette must have left me some gifts."
"Bro-dette is the Master of the Clam!"
"If Bro-dette was a Dinosaur, she would be named Lick-a-Lot-ta-Puss."
"Bro-dette is the Light in my Darkness."
"You Sex Chicks, Bro-dette Bangs Chicks."
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bunch of kids who like to get drunk and be ignorant.
bro crew only talks to bro crew due to outsiders not liking members of bro crew. also its against bro crew law to talk to those outside of bro crew
bro crew roll out!
damn whats bro crew doing at this party?
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A way to say apologize to a fellow Bro.Pronounced like the spanish Lo siento, meaning sorry. Sticks with the theme of using spanish, like bro favor. Used in place of "My B" and/or the word sorry.
Bro 1 : Bro! Are you wearing my visor?
Bro 2 : Yeah dawg! its so awesome!
Bro 1 : Can you take it off bro favor? Id like to wear it
Bro 2 : Yeah no prob man, bro siento.
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(huh br ah) when you agree with something r someone. originated in Louisiana
Man o girl lookin good she jazzy! Huh bro!
Say Im bout 2 get me a new whip!Huh bro
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A phrase said a lot from the wrestlers to the promoters
Wrestler: hey bro do you have any bookings coming up I can work anyone
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