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1) You're a jerk, Bush. A complete asshole.
2) A lame-ass president nearly choked on a pretzel, humiliating the entire U.S.A.
3) Send Secret agents to Iraq to initiate "Iraq Attack."
1) "Wheres my pretzel?"
2) "DON'T TOUCH MY OIL"
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George Floyd is a libtard who will eventually join try to join the Pink Floid band.
George Floyd: *Does something to kids*
Pink Floid: LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALOONNNNEEEE
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Voting for him is like looking at porn. No-one admits to doing it but somebody must be doing it.
John- i didn't vote for him.
Tom -i didn't vote for him.
Harry- i didn't vote for him.
Mary- i didn't vote for him.
Jane- i didn't vote for him.
Reporter-George Bush has been re-elected for President.
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the guy with the best radio show on my tuner
"coast to coast am" at 10:00pm
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The most amazing, lovely, caring, clever, passionate, trustful and funny guy in the world.
He is genuinely fantastic and plays the piano and drums.
He has a VERY sexy voice.
He's got great taste when it comes to music.
If he's your boyfriend count yourself lucky because there's not a better person out there.
"Ahh look, that's amazing, that's George LLoyd!"
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A play on the name of a popular children's character, curious george, this term is used to describe an individual who has lost his cool. Generally used by a third party describing an incident to which they feel no emotion and can therefore put a comical spin on the situation.
Example 1:
Upon discovering Bill's general incompetence, the boss was one furious george!
Example 2:
I cut off some furious george on the free way today... man was he t squared!
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an actor that used to be super super super super hot, but since he left ER to make movies his hotness is declining rapidly
George Clooney played pediatrician Doug Ross on the hit TV show, ER.
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