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Michael : "That Patricia is always with John."
Kyle:"Yeah, she is an ensuite girlfriend."
When you're girlfriend won't tell you the surprise she has for you on your one year anniversary.
Wow, my girlfriend hates me.
an slow pace game someone who just picked up the game can start playing immediately.
a game that you can invite your girlfriend to play without worrying about her being bad at it or complaining about it.
eg. starbound, stardew valley
dude 1 : what do you think about starbound
dude 2 : it's such a girlfriend game
be extra nice to your girlfriend on may 29th. what else can i say? she deserves the world
“oh shit! it’s may 29th! i have to be extra nice to my girlfriend today.”
“why?”
“it’s be extra nice to your girlfriend day.”
August 19th switch partners with a friend that either has a girlfriend or a friend you think has a thing for your girl.
Omg its nearly switch girlfriend day whose ready to start trouble.
April 14
This day is for all the boyfriends to stop being kutte and send their girlfriends the pictures they want
Boy 1: I’m not sending you the picture
Girl 1: Stop being a slimy, vomit-inducing pervert, you have to it’s national send your girlfriend the picture she wants day
April 14
This day is for all the boyfriends to stop being kutte and send their girlfriends the pictures they want
Boy 1: I’m not sending you the picture
Girl 1: Stop being a slimy, vomit-inducing pervert, you have to it’s national send your girlfriend the picture she wants day