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Go home to feed and let out the dogs, then come pick me up at the titty bar.
Babe, you can let home the dogs right?
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a marshmallow that walks aroud with obvious marshmallow brains.
"That guys is such a homestar runner.." *as the guy walks into a glass door....19 times in a row...*
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In baseball, a walk-off home run is a home run that ends the game. It must be a home run that gives the home team the lead in the bottom of the 9th inning or the bottom of any extra inning. It is called a "walk-off" home run because the teams walk off the field immediately afterward. Sportscasters will also use the term "walk-off double" or other such terms if such a hit drives in the winning run to end the game. Although the concept is as old as baseball, the term itself has come into use only in the last several decades.
In the 11th inning last night, he hit a walk-off home run to win the game and the series.
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Homeschooled jungle freak is a phrase created by Mean Girls character Regina George played by Rachel McAdams. It means to be someone who is or was homeschooled and lives in or came from an African country during their homeschooling time.
"They say you're a home-schooled jungle freak who's a less hot version of me" Regina George
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A popular shot taken by stay at home mothers and cougars to get through the day/night. The shot includes a handful of Vicodin or Percoset washed down by a cannonball chug of Chardonnay or other boxed wine varietals.
April always wondered what her mother did all day. Until she came home early from school to find her mother and a full set of cougars taking Stay At Home Mom Bombs in the living room.
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A burger that comes with avocado
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sweet Home Avocado Burger, you should try it!"
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The best show in the world! its like a kids home but for imaginary friends whos children have got too old or arent needed anymore
did you watch fosters last night?
yer ed was sooo kewl
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