cock sock

another word for a condom i think makes more sense

hey Willy dont forget to wrap your willy with a cock sock

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goobs

droopy grandpa boobs, usually found on old grandpa's, not a pretty site

DUDE when grandpa hugged me i could feel those goobs!

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home star runner

a marshmallow that walks aroud with obvious marshmallow brains.

"That guys is such a homestar runner.." *as the guy walks into a glass door....19 times in a row...*

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wahee

the game of jumping on the trampoline and counting to three and yelling "WAHEEEEE!" as loud as you can. whoever goes the highest wins a car. if you fall off the trampoline or die, you're disqualified.

"1.... 2..... 3.... WAHHEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"you can't play you're dead!!"

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ventworm nut

The family jewel on the lowest life form on earth.

ventworm nut

The family jewels on the lowest life form on earth.

Mark: Hey dude, how's your chicken taco?

Tom: It sucks ventworm nut.

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haggard

The real definition of haggard is "untamed; having a worn look; tired; gaunt." But it is mostly used like you would use ugly, stupid, messed up, nasty, etc. in the sentances below.

that is the ugliest suit i have ever seen.

that is the stupidest stuit i have ever seen.

that is the nastiest suit i have ever seen.

that is the most haggard suit i have ever seen.

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vaulted

This could be used when saying you jumped over something.

"aww man i totally vaulted that massive horse o'er there! Twas f**king amazin' dude"

"aww man wicked i might try vaulting that car naa!"

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