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When you're a singer-bear and you lend a bear some honey and the bear doesn't pay you back.
Bitch better have my honey! Y'all should know me well enough...
A shot containing 3/4 oz Wild Turkey American Honey and 1/4 oz Peach Scnapps.
My favorite shot is a Honey Hole.
Ted: should we go to that house warming party tonight?
Alexis: honey pea.
When you see females taking a selfie with duck faces and spray jizz on them from behind effectively glazing them
Tara: what's a honey glazed duck?
Jake: you are Tara... You are.
Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.
-3 days later
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.
Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.
loss of virginity AKA popping the cherry
"Dude, I was breaking the honey pot last night"
A girlfriend you just want to snuggle with just to hear her heartbeat, and also the sweetest girlfriend you will ever have.
Davey: Uhhh, honey bear? *stares with such innocence*
Becca: Yes? What is it sweetie?
Davey: Can I hear your heartbeat?
Becca: Yes you can, my sweetie. *kisses him on the forehead*
Davey: Thank you so much! *lays his ear onto her chest to hear her heartbeat*