When you lick off the cum dripping down a penis after a blowjob.
Mike: Dude my was GF Cleaning the Washing Machine last night!
Tim: Nice, it must have been awesome.
For a Woman’s secretions to thicken into cream and spread on one’s penis or fingers upon insertion
I’ve had a bad day, when you can take some time to cream wash me
Similar to a Jug Wash but with Egg.
Chantelle was busy eating a sausage, bacon and egg bap when the egg exploded all over her face and down her top into her bra. Sean quickly remarked that Chantelle had been given an egg wash.
When you jack off on someone's face when they are sleeping and then toss breadcrumbs in their face.
My boyfriend is making schnitzel tonight. I hope the egg wash tastes better this time.
A wash-in occurs when you can't leave the pub due to heavy rain. Hence, you are 'washed-in'. It may also be used as a call to stay at the pub regardless of the weather.
We won't be coming back to work today boss, we're 'washed-in'.
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Dam that guy such a noob probably he thinks our president is georoge washing machine
The art of drinking copious amounts of alcohol at a ungodly pace
Now were washing em jockey dogger skinnerrrrr