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zeke god is a stupid cunt that deserves to be perm banned on earthcraft
he is 11 and loves touching old men
and is a certified faggot
zeke god why are you gay
stop being a zeke god its retarded
The whitest man alive , controls anything white, the more he tans in the sun the whiter he gets.
that guy is such a cracker god
When you hug bae and feel his dick
When you hug bae and feel her boobs
dude so justin finally hugged me and let me say it was a god hug
In Scandinavian countries, to legally become an adult here you have to pass a trial associated with one of the gods. Three common ones are:
1.Every town square has a model of Thor’s hammer. If one boy or two girls are able to carry it around the square, they pass Thor’s Trial and become Disciples of Thor. They are successful as everything from coal miners to cannon fodder on the battlefield.
2.If you’re able to defeat the village elder in a game of intellect, like chess, you pass Odin’s Trial. Some of the hipper elders accept games like Starcraft and Magic the Gathering. The Disciples of Odin are often thought to all be nerds, but actually they have significant numbers of geeks as well.
3.If you pass one of the other trials by cheating, and it’s later admitted or discovered, you pass Loki’s Trial. The Disciples of Loki often go on to become successful businessmen and politicians, which ensures we don’t get laughed at for having really stupid people making terrible deals.
"I passed the Trial of the Gods."
"By cheating!"
"That's a valid way of passing."
"Why?"
"Because it shows I cheat well."
"Is that good?"
"If you can lift Thor's hammer, sure you can lift a hammer. But if you can make people think you can, you can make them think anything."
"Are either of those things as important as chess skills though?"
Toilet, particularly as related to vomiting. Usually combined with a worship-oriented verb to describe the act of vomiting into a toilet.
Last Friday, I drank five 40s of O.E. and two fifths of Canadian Mist and man, I was praying to the porcelain god all weekend! I'll never do that again.
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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when someone or something is really annoying you, and you just shout 'oh for gods sake !'
person 1: beepbeep
person 2: shut up
person1 : beeeeeeeep
person 2: arggghh
person 1 beeep
BBEEEEPPPPP!
person 2: ARGGH FOR GODS SAKE SHUT UP !!
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