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kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme

The act of, in this very exact particular order: finding a sexual partner and take them to eat a substantial amount of Taco Bell with you. When you both inevitably need to take a diarrhea shit, do it at the same time, with the submissive sitting on the bowl and the dominant sitting on the opened top tank. During the shit, the submissive will perform oral sex on the dominant. When the dominant finishes on the submissive’s face, they must punch the submissive in the nose to create a mixed fluid of blood and ejaculate on their face. Once both parties complete their shit. They will perform a reverse sixty nine on each other until both anuses are clean. Then the dominant must lick the submissive’s face clean.

Man 1: hey bro, why did you break up with your girlfriend? She seemed really nice.
Man 2: nah bro, she was so selfish, she wouldn’t even do a kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme with me!
Man 1: oh man, I didn’t know that, what a selfish bitch!

by Dr. Heinz Doof August 30, 2021

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I Stuck A Whole Bag Of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

Pretty self explanatory, I mean what do you want from me?!

Beans

Take on me. Take me onnnnnn

I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by Nibbahhhhh1 July 3, 2019

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YCK JELLY

yckjelly my dear irl friends is a very kind and genuine friend may i say☕️🗿

Omg its yck jelly on my fyp now ima complain about autoaim in his comments

by No a monkey May 27, 2023


jelly jockin

To explain someone who swallowa sperm

That girl was jelly jockin me last night.

by nerdturd23 June 17, 2014


fluffernutter and jelly

When you cum inside of a bitch on her period and eat her out after.

Dude I can't believe I fluffernutter and jelly'd that bitch last night

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022


jelly fish

an animal that is so damn annoying. when your in the water swimming, oh hello there human! let me give you 5 big red lines behind your back! the brainless creatures are useless and they aren't meant to be on the earth!

damn it! a man o war jelly fish just stung the crap out of me!

by calvin stone May 28, 2022


Jelly fish

When a song is your favorite song. It's your "jam"

Wow this song is my jelly fish.

by Great catch August 18, 2014