Jerry: damn, that girl has a fat ass.
Nick: yeah, it majes me want to rub my johnson.
Jerry: same bro.
Johnson means a person who is kind smart can be dumb and who sucks at everything but in reality he/she is a good person with the bet personality
Johnson is the best please let me give u a head
Another phrase used for the term ‘joint’
He had just finished nutting in Becky’s tight hoop as he smoked on a big fat Johnson
v. To stomp about in a self-aggrandizing manner and destroy centuries of sensible governance precedents. also a sexual activity in Canada.
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So I hear there be a chubby old fellow with a silly blonde hairdo trying to johnson on the banks of the Thames right under Big Ben.
That’s a boot right.
noun, plural Magic Johnsons
The often fantasised appendage of a muscular young male.
Jake: Bro, If i'd could name Nathan's junk; i'd call it his Magic Johnson.