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Johnson

A penis

Let me see your johnson

by Thsnfbfbfnfnfnnf April 1, 2023


Johnson

The Human male penis

I hit my Johnson on the table

by popsIsGreat September 10, 2019


Johnson

Slang for a dick

Jerry: damn, that girl has a fat ass.
Nick: yeah, it majes me want to rub my johnson.
Jerry: same bro.

by Larry, not jerry November 1, 2021


Johnson

Johnson means a person who is kind smart can be dumb and who sucks at everything but in reality he/she is a good person with the bet personality

Johnson is the best please let me give u a head

by Johnson Co November 26, 2021


Johnson

Another phrase used for the termjoint

He had just finished nutting in Becky’s tight hoop as he smoked on a big fat Johnson

by Bigcollins April 8, 2022


johnson

v. To stomp about in a self-aggrandizing manner and destroy centuries of sensible governance precedents. also a sexual activity in Canada.

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So I hear there be a chubby old fellow with a silly blonde hairdo trying to johnson on the banks of the Thames right under Big Ben.

That’s a boot right.

by gnostic3 September 10, 2019


Magic Johnson

noun, plural Magic Johnsons

The often fantasised appendage of a muscular young male.

Jake: Bro, If i'd could name Nathan's junk; i'd call it his Magic Johnson.

by Voyceee June 25, 2017