Once small and flightless, the famed "big bird" has evolved into her final form, possessing the greatest hooters this side of the Mississippi. She is tall but agile. Slender yet voluptuous. She is caring yet aggressive when threatened. This is both frightening and arousing. Take great care upon approach and wear baggy sweatpants.
Can't wait to report to work today and see the Great Horny Owl in action!
when your bird is horny it has sex preferably like my birds they have sex and they’re both girls so they’re lesbian birds so just understand that
bird + horny = bird sex
i have a horny bird it keeps having sex
The act of making sweet sweet love with another human being.
Brian asks his wife, " do you want to horny kaboodle tonight after we put the kid to bed?"
Person 1:Damm dude, I'm feeling horny
Person 2:You need some horni gas or something?
A day that occurs one week after horny day. People irl have the right to insult horny people, and discord moderators have the right to mute horny people, even if it's not in the rules.
Guy A: Ugh you didn't give me your nudes!!!!
Girl: What the fuck man.
Guy B: ?mute @retard being a horny fuck.
Girl: Hooray for Anti-Horny day!
When your in the middle of have sex with a girl you must yell HORNY SAM and get fucked by a guy
i just horny sammed last night
when you get horny towerds the end of the school day and you need to go home and nut
jeff: bruh you want to go to the club meeting.
david: nah I got horny on the 7