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When you’re officially old and your knees feel like fire after light exercise
Homie. I’m officially old as shit. My fire knees are Jacked Up from playing that tiny amount of basketball.
When you cum inside of your cheating girlfriend who 'secretly' fucks your friends and give her an STD. She then fucks your friends and gives them the same STD.
Get fucked you traitor! That's what I call friendly fire!
Fire started with a box of Tampons.
"Do any of you bitches have a tampon? We need to start a tamp fire."
Usually referred to people with red hair and ginger pubes.
Girl: Hey did you hear what fire crotch just said?
Boy: Do you mean that ginger Jameson?
Girl: The alcohol?
Boy: Sure, sure..
A common slur used against gingers to describe their pubic hair.
Person A (ginger) : “whats up (Person B’s name)”
Person B “what’s up fire crotch”
When someone is so stupid they think they are fire proof
Person 1: how did he burn himself
Person 2: he is fire retarded
When you intentionally set out to make a fire with bad intentions, but the fire never happens.
Person 1: I put my campfire right next to my pile of highly combustible twigs.
Person 2: Did you start a wildfire?
Person 1: No, I'm fire retarded.