"I'm absolutely head over heels for you."
"You're delusional."
"Call it what you will, I think its the best feeling in the world."
"Yeah I'm pretty sure I know the feeling."
"<3"
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ANUS over ASS is the --Idea-- that the word "Anus" is funnier then the swear word "Ass." Even though the word Ass is considered rude, and the word Anus is a medical term.
"An Example of the ANUS over ASS Idea. Notice both sentences are almost completely the same, but Anus just adds a funnier image to the idea."
(Two men shouting at a woman walking down the street)
(Man 1) Damn baby, that big swollen Ass is driving me crazy!
(Man 2) Damn baby, that big swollen Anus is driving me crazy!
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Receiving a bad (usually worst) outcome undeservedly.
True story: You need a 70% overall to pass an exam with four questions.
Question 1: 70%
Question 2: 85%
Question 3: 85%
Question 4: 85%
Student does not receive a Pass because Question 1 was significantly lower than the other three questions.
In this case the student is getting fucked over as the rules are not implied in this case, due to some fuck face on the grading committee deciding to come up with their own rule.
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one hell of a song by dj khaled but akon and rick ross and t.i. and fat joe and lil wayne and birdman actually do the rapping
it has a great remix with r. kelly, t-pain, lil kim, and yung jeezy
DJ Khaled: Listennnn! We tha best! or whatever he says
Akon: We takin over!
background vocals: One city at a time...
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An illness related to loveโฆ Various symptoms, including nausea, dizziness and insomnia.
Can get serious very quickly and has been known to be deadly!
Head over Heels :Almost throwing up on your keyboard in anticipation of getting the next email.
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Fuckable as long as her face is in the pillow.
Can't promenade her around The Block (to show her off) while you wait to get horny again, all because her face or head is from hunger.
She'd be all right for a steady fuck except for the fact that her bod from the neck up calls for a BAG OVER THE HEAD.
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a person who's entire life is influenced by the capitalist media. Always on top of fads and trends. These people usually look down upon others of underground cultures and independent thinking, labeling them as uncool. Total assholes.
Over commercialized fucks listen to Dave Matthews Band and Coldplay, watch a lot of reality TV and MTV, wear Aeropastle and American Eagle, shop at IKEA.
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