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Someone all the girls go to when they are looking to lose their virginity
He better not bang another one of those chicks, or else he’s going to become their pussy pirate.
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The practice of inserting your index finger and middle finger into the anus of a woman whilst rubbing her clitoris vigorously with your thumb, forming the shape of an 18th century flintlock pistol whilst making her go "Arrrrrrrr" like a pirate.
Last night my wife asked me to give her the Pirates Flintlock. It was like been in bed with Long John Silver.
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Getting showered in eyepatches rum and cum
I gave her a pirate shower last night cost me $35
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When a man goes for a woman's back door during intercourse without permission, she punches him in the eye, then holds him down and takes a dump on his head making sure that it looks like a crown.
Dude, last night, Rachel got pissed at John when he got the wrong hole so she crowned the pirate.
I sure hope Rachel doesn't crown the pirate again.
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One who plays chess with steve in the office
Jacob was a chess pirate with Steve last night
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Taking 2 dicks in the same hole, applies to both men and women
He had 2 guys come home with him and make him into a pirates den.
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When you put a condom on one of your legs and proceed to hobble towards your lover groaning and yelling Argh whilst plundering her booty.
John: Hey man i was doing the rubber pirate all night!
Jack: Did you Plunder her booty?
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