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a member of the male (and sometimes female) species, who acts in a stupid manner in regards to romantic relationships. Acting in the manner of a dumbass for extended periods of time resulting in drama, hurt feelings, and feelings of tension for others.
Boy meets girl. Boy likes girl, girl likes boy, boy acts like a douche and avoids girl...boy is a fag salad. And/or: Boy meets girl. Boy likes girl, girl likes boy, girl acts like a douche and avoids boy...girl is a fag salad
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Oft attributed to Liam Gray of Rhode Island, the true origins of Chicken Salad are far more sinister. Recent research has revealed that Benedict Arnold, the much reviled traitor, in fact developed chicken salad. He used the distribution of it to mask his traitorous errands.
The popularity of the food among some types of people can be attributed to the addictive chemicals found in Satan’s anal perspiration, and hair (mayonnaise, and celery respectively).
This has come as a shock to those that find themselves supporting the recipe of an infamous traitor, and vindication to the true patriots who have always known chicken salad is terrible.
I can’t believe you served Chicken Salad! Do you hate America?!
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A collective of emojis that transcend into a beautiful masterpiece. A true salad with love as the dressing and emojis as the lettuce. To have an emoji salad is to be the best salad tosser in the emoji universe.
Wow, Daniel, that Emoji Salad brought out so many emotions. The beautiful pairing of the 🍆 and the 🎉 told a story of immaculate wonder.
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To eat salad is a code name for French kissing, and getting a tad bit suggestive, but nothing too far (i.e. playing with thighs, doing tiny little moans when separating to breathe...)
Person: holy shit eating salad with you last night was awesome
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An entry level restaurant employee who is degraded by superiors and lazy colleagues when forced to do menial tasks.
Hey bartender, pass your own appetizers!!! I'm not your fucking salad dog!!!
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When somones takes a shit and puts it in the freezer. Then a girl takes it out and masterbates with it when it freezes.
After Jill stole this poop out of the toilet she put it in the freezer. 2 hrs later she took it out and masterbated with it
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