Passive Sexual

the indirect expression of sexual needs through sullenness, teasing and flirtations, and/or deliberate or repeated failure to have sexual relations, due to lack of mutual interest.

I try not to be so passive sexual, but finding someone I wanna go to be with is almost impossible?!

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Neo-sexualism

Neo-sexualism;Neo-sexualist: Persons who participate in constant behavior and or speech with innuendos or sexual overlays when unwanted or misplaced in certain situations and/or locations.

Person A recently found that their house was vandalized, person A turns to person B and says: "My back door was broken in!" Person B responds: "That's what she said." Person A responds: "You're such a Neo-sexualist."
Thus person B is participating in Neo-sexualism.

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sexual cake

A cake made from all past ejaculations and shaping it into a cake to give to your significant other on a special occasion

"Yo Ive been saving all of my semen for the past 6 months. I'm gonna make a sexual cake for Katie this Valentine's Day."

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sexual mofo

A manly man with a huge cock that has enough testosterone to please a whale, over and over again....horny as a mother fucker

Ej, Eric, and Wyatt are all crazy sexual mofos with your mom

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Pan Sexual

Lots of people mixup Pan Sexual with Pansexual yet they are different. Pan Sexual is when you are attracted to neither women or men. If you are Pan Sexual it means you are attracted to pans.

Mom: Honey, please stop having sex with my pans. I have to keep buying knew pans and I'm running out of money.
Child: SHUT THE FUCK UP MOM!! IM PAN SEXUAL!
Mom: Honey I know that your Pan Sexual but can you buy your own pans instead?
Child: NO MOM SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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Sexual Mennuendo

The term used when a gay man uses an explicit pickup line in the form of a double entendre.
It derives from the word innuendo.

Gay guy: Are you a pitcher, or a catcher?
Straight guy 1: Don't play baseball, sorry.
Straight guy 2: That dude is so oblivious to Sexual Mennuendos

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Bradd-sexual

A sexual orientation for women who are capable of having physical, romantic, and sexual attractions towards other women and guys named Bradd but only in the reverse order; not to be confused with bi-sexual or lesbian.

Woman #1: I used to date Bradd but only like girls now.

Woman #2: Oh, so you're a Bradd-sexual. Wanna make out?

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