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when you feel shit is slumpin or people are actin like zombis n shit.
just in general when things are stopping you from having a good time
yo this club is slow blood, le's brake it up son let's state da brake
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Any true buckeye fan would know, fuck TTUN.
TTUN fans- Ohio State sucks. We’re gomna get you this year. Big Ten championship here we come!
Ohio State Buckeyes fans- didn’t you say that last year? And didn’t we win?
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Midwestern State University: Where the local goose problem is handled with caustic gases – because when geese overstay their welcome, even the air has a way of reminding them it's time to migrate.
they merked them geese at midwestern state university
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When a guy knows girls from another state that want to hook up with him, but live too far away
Friend 1: Bro you don't get any girls
Friend 2: Shut up I have lots of outta state hoes
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Taking a piece of shit and shoving it in the tail pipe of someone's car, so it wont start.
My car wouldnt start this morning! Someone state route 59ed me!
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Refering Michigan's loss to unranked Appalatian State September 8th 2007. Meaning coming up from behind, winning as the underdog. football
Did you see the Whetstone high school pull an Appalatian State on undefeated Centennial when they beat them after losing 42-0 at half-time?
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Michigan State University
University filled with delusional asshats who have a massive inferiority complex over being third best to every college in the US. Known for thinking that they’re better than everyone else when the student body’s collective IQ is barely above 30 (save for engineering), claiming they’re the best at everything when other schools outmatch them in something, and having the collective physicality of a dad with a massive beer belly.
- Hey Tom. Jim is being a real asshole.
- Yea it’s cuz he went to Michigan State University. The only reason why he’s still employed is because his dad owns the company.
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