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When having sexual intercourse with a female of choice near a window, quickly exchange with a well trained goat to make her think you are still doing her, whilst you run outside and go to the window and wave at her, resulting in a wtf moment, but increased pleasure for the goat.
TIP: give the goat time to reach climax, therefore your tip will be of higher sorts.
The other day i heard my mans Nick slammed the shit out of Shelby, so i asked if he did anything special and he said he pulled the Canadian Lobster Tail on that dumb bitch
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taking a turkey baster and filling it up with icy hot, then shoving the turkey baster into the anus and emptying it.
"That Canadian Stick Up you gave me burned like hell."
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another word for anal sex
After John and Bill gorilla in the misted all night, Bill finally gave John a Canadian Man-breaker in the shower.
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When a girl uses french fries as an anal dildo then sprinkles her pubes on them and eats them.
Andy- Hey man wanna get some Canadian Salty Fries with me?
Josh- Nah man I'm already full from the last time we had those
Andy- Fuck you man! {PUNCH}
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appartently it's micheal bublé. good for him.
omg omg omg omg! I love bublé he's the Canadian king of swing!!
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Two (or more) people repeated complimenting each other, at their own expense, in an attempt to pay respect and show humility.
Guy 1: Your such a good artist
Guy 2: No, your a better artist
Guy 1: The way you compose a photo is the best
Guy 2: but your use of lighting is so much better than mine
Guy 1: Let's just agree that we are both good artists, this is starting to turn in the Canadian Cocksucking Championships.
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an abonormally large blister on the end or middle of one's dick
After fucking a handful of melted peeps, the heat rash gave me a Canadian hot spot.
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