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Someone called obi in a Skoda driving round the hard enz with his boys in surrey
Oi oi I’m a sick driver like Obi
Acute DSB Sickness is a medical illness that is caught by individuals who return to their former homes or places they have lived after they moved away. They are inflicted with a great sense of regret and disappointment, knowing that their new homes and areas in which they live, will never be as greats as where they once lived. The disease is marked by periods of sadness, coughing, wheezing, general dismay, hate, and stress. First known patient was L.H.
Man, I feel so stupid for moving away. Screw you Portland, you will never be as great as DC.
L: I feel sick.
C: where were you?
L: I went back to DC.
C: oh, you must have Acute DSB Sickness
Feeling tired, dizzy, exhausted, etc. while shopping for clothing.
I was feeling store sick while shopping for clothes.
the thing kids usually do when theyre pissed off and want some of that slack. almost every kid in the world has faked sick to school (including me (im doing that while making this right now))
kid on discord call in school: hey bro why arent u in schewl dawg
kid on discord call 2: im faking sick rn
kid on discord call in school: bru ur lucky af😭😭 my parents never believe me
When you get sick after thanksgiving every year since 7 grade. Usually sick for about a month. The same symptoms every year, but not contagey.
My longest standing tradition is my Elina sickness, I get it every year after thanksgiving. #sosadbruv
The feeling you get halfway through march while doing homework and craving a day off from school where the temp passes 50
Yeah, it’s only November and I have major summer sickness.
Sick + Cool beans = Sick Beans!!
"there is leftover poop for you" "Sick Beans!"