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Calendar Man

To be messed up and have a disordered life. Not having a path in life and ambitions as well as goals. Refers to needing a calendar to sort out one's life.

Chloe: " Michelle you're so awesome and better than me! I don't know what I want to do with my life!"
Michelle: " Ahh gyal dem you's a calendar man."

by michelledomination November 28, 2015


man marbles

Testicles of the human male.

He kicked him right in his man marbles.

by GeeBird January 24, 2007


Man-Nayze

A word for semen, nut, sperm, jizm, or ejaculate. The goal of this term is to sound like Mayonnaise as a reference to its colloidal white appearance.

I gave her a boner-sandwich with extra Man-Nayze!

by Da Slut Bagger D - Yea Yea December 15, 2011

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queefable man

A man who is capable of a woman's queef

You are a queefable man my friend

by James Armstrong January 20, 2017


The Fog Man

On the foggiest night of the year they say the fog man will appear he controls the fog and can disappear at will he says he can buy you alcohol and tells you to meet at a church but he will never show until you are leaving and then when you turn around he’ll be gone when you come back he’ll request you leave $10 for him and come back but no one knows what happens if you leave the money

They say if you leave $10 in a church parking lot for The Fog Man you’ll never see it agin

by Ram ranch AA meeting January 22, 2021


mother man

A person who misreads mother Mary and reads: Mother man.

when I find myself in times of trouble mother man comes to me speaking words of wisdom let it be

by Ddubswarriors March 16, 2020


Man cup

n. I ginormous cup that can hold two to three normal beverages in which men pour very stout alcoholic mixtures, thereby allowing said man to have one drink over a long period of time whilst getting hammered.

"bro this drink is weak, I'm gonna need at least four of these just to get a buzz"

"That's why I got my Man cup"

by Schmeeds November 22, 2009