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When you put a turd inside a Chinese dogs ass to lube it up and proceed to finger blast it until it erupts with explosive diarrhea.
I gave my new puppy the Chinese finger blast to see if I wanted to keep it or not
A sadistic game perpetrated on a young son by his drunken father. The object is to get the toe-holdee to to say things like you are my master, you are The King and I am your servant. All of these are done under duress since the toe holder is causing extreme pain. Fortunately, after many chances, the lesson was learned. The ultimate victory is when the stubborn teacher of the game will not relent and gets a broken big toe!
Oh no here comes dad, drunk again! I bet he doesn't play the Chinese toe hold game again! Beat that Peckerwood at his own game I did!
A situation where everyone votes on how to deal with an issue or situation. Then the person who calls for the vote decides without taking the voters considerations , and everyone else has to like it.
Chinese Democracy in action.
Person 1: What do we all want for lunch today. Lets take a vote?
Person 2: Pizza
Person 3: Indian food
Person 3: Mexican
Person 5: I want pizza too
Person 6: I'm cool with Indian food
Person 7: I could go got pizza
Person 8: I fancy tacos
Person 1: Well i'm ordering sushi
a chinese ballsack burn is where u deep fat fry ur ballsack hairs into crispy chinese food
"yo lets do some chinese ballsack burn
When you harrow your member within the confines of a glass decanter and thyne fleshy blood rod starts to harden with euphoria preventing the release of thyne fleshy fun stick, causing damaging levels of throb indirectly causing decapitation of the bell-end.
Gareth was Chinese Finger Trapping with his significant other when suddenly the bottle spontaneously exploded and much like a 50.cal rifle shot into her pussy
also known as Zuckles Fleshlight
When two guys share a Chinese finger trap and take turns jerking each other off.
Mason and I just tried the Chinese Gooner Trap, man was it amazing.
The same premise as a Chinese finger trap, except you use a sounding rod in 2 penises to secure them
Nicholas and Critter took their relationship to the next level and got their dongs caught in a Chinese sounding trap