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A guy who doesn't respect the needs of a woman's clam, i.e. vagina. He wonders around like a whining emo wondering if he should light himself on fire or go jack off. These problems could easily be solved if he would just be nice to the clam instead of stomping it.
"Samuel is a total clam stomper, a taco nazi, and a butt head. Claire would rather make fun with a roadie than let him near her clam anyway."
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Bumping nasties with a hairy vagina.
"Hey dude what you doing tonight?"
"I'll be spearing the hairy clam"
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Clam dipping during the menstrual cycle.
Summoning her full fury, she finished her prey with a vicious Manhatten clam dip.
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Another word for a woman's vagina.
Ever eaten a bearded oyster or ten pound clam before?
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when your eyes become extremely squinty and a little swollen after smoking marijuana, each resembling a tiny clam
Sally gets the worst clam-shell eyes when she smokes, they look so much like little clams !
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a french female with enormous vagina
dear diary:
ive done this cute french gal 2nite
it was gr8 exept her Ze french clam had me worried a lil'
it tried to eat me....
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Like busting your balls only said to a woman.
I'm just shucking your clam.
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