Fruit Ninja'd my Tinder

When you break into your friend's (or cheating significant other's) Tinder account and go to town randomly swiping as fast as you can before they get back.

"I wondered why all these fat chicks were trying to talk to me on Tinder, and then I figured out one of my friends totally Fruit Ninja'd my Tinder while we were out the other night."

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Chinese Fruit Roll-Up

When you're eating a girl out on her period and you let her blood dry on your face. Once dry, you peel it off and eat it.

Man, I went down on my girl last night and had a Chinese fruit roll-up later for dessert.

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Infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem

The infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem is a theorem that was sparked in the early 21st century and still leaves philosophers baffled. The base premise of the theorem assumes that a Fruit-Roll Up is rolled around the shaft of a male's penis. This then begs the question, "Is it gay if you were to take a bite out of a Fruit-Roll Up that was miles in diameter but at its center, wrapped around a penis?"

Philosophers argued for years over whether the action would be gay and the following theorem was created:

As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches infinity, gayness approaches zero.

As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches zero, gayness approaches infinity.

It is key to note that no matter how thick and large in diameter the Fruit-Roll Up is, as long as its center is rolled around a penis, it will always be some form of gay.

"I saw a massive Fruit-Roll Up in my front yard today and was about to take a bite but then remembered about the Infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem and did not want to be associated with any form of gayness."

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Your fruit salad is a little wet...

You got a little coke on your nose - term from the 1980s

"Amy, your fruit salad is a little wet..." he said knowingly.

Your fruit salad is a little wet...

1. You have a little coke on your nose.
2. You wiped after dropping a deuce but not well enough.

She came up for air, her hair flying over her shoulder, and I had to tell her, "Your fruit salad is a little wet..."

He was about to eat my ass but then he paused and said, "Your fruit salad is a little wet..."

Picking Fruit Off The Beef Tree

To have male homosexual tendencies

This new guy started at work, and man he is definitely picking fruit off the beef tree!!!

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Fruit Cup from Chick-Fil-A

When a straight male receives a blowjob from a homosexual male. The term only applies to straight males who enjoy the act.

Fruit Cup from Chick-Fil-A: "Man, I was at this party... dude was givin' fruit cups from Chick-Fil-A all over the place!"

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