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When you hate a persons guts, but you wouldn't mind being inside them.
Becky's such a bitch but I would hate fuck the shit out of her
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Being worn out from being fucked all day
Man we're fucked out
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something said to express a vague, but intense, desperation or frustration with any or all of the following:
- the world
- yourself
- responsibilities
- everything you know
- a feeling
- religion(S)
- answers without questions
- questions without determination
- inability it seems to start anew
- fleeting
- loss of faith/wonder
- awareness of unawareness
human: (banging fist on ground) fuck it ALL, fuck it all...
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human: (laying on ground staring listlessly into nothing) fuck it all... fuck it all.
apathy ignorance despair wonderland insane insanity
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In business when someone smiles and shakes your hand assuring you that they have heard and will act upon your recommendation or concerns when in truth you have already been ignored and dismissed.
Manager Bob: "Our associates will not repond positively to further cuts in their benefits. I strongly recommend against it."
Executive Dick: (Smiling, shaking Bob's hand and massaging his shoulder)"Thanks Bob, we'll take that under advisement. You know our employees are our most important asset."
Dick then processes Bob's pink slip and cuts non-management benefits by 30%.
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What you say when you search something on the internet and the results are basically a bunch o' shit.
Person: *searches on Google*
*finds a billion shitty results*
"Fuck Google!"
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This fucking shit apple has no quality only profit.
You know what Fuck apple. No one likes then they only like looking rich.
Pay Day Friday or the Friday directly following Pay Day.
"Hey want to go out for Lunch today?"
"No, I'm skint."
"But it's Fuck it Friday!"
"Oh! In that case count me in!"