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When you're eating a girl out on her period and you let her blood dry on your face. Once dry, you peel it off and eat it.
Man, I went down on my girl last night and had a Chinese fruit roll-up later for dessert.
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The infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem is a theorem that was sparked in the early 21st century and still leaves philosophers baffled. The base premise of the theorem assumes that a Fruit-Roll Up is rolled around the shaft of a male's penis. This then begs the question, "Is it gay if you were to take a bite out of a Fruit-Roll Up that was miles in diameter but at its center, wrapped around a penis?"
Philosophers argued for years over whether the action would be gay and the following theorem was created:
As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches infinity, gayness approaches zero.
As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches zero, gayness approaches infinity.
It is key to note that no matter how thick and large in diameter the Fruit-Roll Up is, as long as its center is rolled around a penis, it will always be some form of gay.
"I saw a massive Fruit-Roll Up in my front yard today and was about to take a bite but then remembered about the Infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem and did not want to be associated with any form of gayness."
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You got a little coke on your nose - term from the 1980s
"Amy, your fruit salad is a little wet..." he said knowingly.
1. You have a little coke on your nose.
2. You wiped after dropping a deuce but not well enough.
She came up for air, her hair flying over her shoulder, and I had to tell her, "Your fruit salad is a little wet..."
He was about to eat my ass but then he paused and said, "Your fruit salad is a little wet..."
To have male homosexual tendencies
This new guy started at work, and man he is definitely picking fruit off the beef tree!!!
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When a straight male receives a blowjob from a homosexual male. The term only applies to straight males who enjoy the act.
Fruit Cup from Chick-Fil-A: "Man, I was at this party... dude was givin' fruit cups from Chick-Fil-A all over the place!"
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Invented in Dodge City, Kansas in the 1970s, this occurs when two men remove their pants and underwear, and interlock elbows back to back & ass to ass. Then one man pulls his torso down forward, hunching over, which in turn elevates the second man upon his back, who lifts his legs into the air, exposing an almost symmetrical vision of their junk, taints and anuses to unsuspecting onlookers.
I heard a rapping at the window, and when I opened the curtains I beheld a ghastly site...it was two boys flashing me with a double inverted fruit bowl moon! Quite shocking.
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