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all i want for christmas is the pain to stop

all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop

by FoxCat Man January 16, 2020

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stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas

To pass off bad news as good news. Usually it applies to when this act is incredibly obvious and poorly executed. When this is done, it is usually even more offensive than simply telling someone the bad news.

The doctor said that Joe was lucky to be paralyzed, since he'd no longer have to worry about getting into skateboarding accidents. All he did was stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas.

by magusguy September 18, 2007

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all i want for christmas is you

the greatest modern christmas song of all time. it gets played everywhere nonstop through the holiday season and is incredibly jolly and upbeat. if you dont like it then youre a grinch who hates christmas and jesus

mariah carey really snapped with the bop that is all i want for christmas is you huh

by October 11, 2020

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You're off my Christmas card list

A phrase jokingly used around the holiday season to let someone know you don't want to be associated with them anymore.

Joe: You promised you wouldn't get drunk and act a fool at the party.

Mike: Shit happens.

Joe: You're off my Christmas card list.

by 2014_chiguy November 24, 2014

5👍 2👎

It's not even Thanksgiving yet, quit playing Christmas music.

self-explanatory.

I went to wal mart. Wal mart is playing christmas music. It is November 10th. It's not even Thanksgiving yet, quit playing Christmas music.

by OmegaRook November 11, 2011

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Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years

all i want for christmas is the pain to stop

stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas

all i want for christmas is you

You're off my Christmas card list

christmas eve eve eve eve eve

It's not even Thanksgiving yet, quit playing Christmas music.