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When a girl dating a guy named Joseph starts telling her friends about how well he treats her and her friends raise their standards in guys
Averie: my boyfriend cooks for me and treats me amazing, he's the best I've ever had
Sammie: my boyfriend hasn't cooked for me once and I've been with him for 3 years
Averie: he got me flowers too
Bre: I gotta raise my standards
Sammie: He's gotta step it up, maybe he could take a few lessons from him
Later on
Sammie: I'm not with my boyfriend anymore
Averie: Damn, I'm sorry
Sammie: it's ok, he wasn't that good anyways
Averie: ah, that's The Joseph Outcome
The name that ancient witchdoctors predicted would be given only to an incredibly talented individual destined to great things. (Buckthorn, 148) The day Joseph Pavalon was born will one day be an international holiday, as predicted by the soothsayers. The first name is derived from the name of many biblical figures, and is interpreted to mean that he will be a consummation of all previous Josephs. Pavalon is derived from a combination of "Powerful" and "Avalon" is a reference to the Arthurian Legend in which Avalon is a magical island. When Joseph Pavalon joins the ranks of mortals, the Golden Age of the globe will begin.
400 A.D. Man: "Oh, why is life so difficult?"
400 A.D. Other Man: "Let us pray that one day, Joseph Pavalon will be born."
400 A.D. Man: "We shall."
One of the greatest guys u will EVER meet. Hes hardworking, strong, intelligent, cute, sweet, and a natural born leader. Good at everything he tries and the best friend to any person. A true Marine and loved by everone. if you ever meet this man you are truely one of the luckiest people on this earth. That is how truely breath taking this soldier is.
Damn that joseph skipworth just took my breath away!
A school of smart and cool girls. They all carry lululemon bags as lunch bags and are iPad kids. If you Snapchat a mount girl, you WILL receive a sideways snap.
Jessica goes to Mount Saint Joseph Academy
A private catholic school in Phall Maryland. The archdiocese favorite. Things you would only know if you went there:
- having to walk on the right side of the hallway and not being able to cross over
- they’re not lunch detentions they’re “demerits”
- not being able to have painted nails or highlights in your hair
- NO NIKE SOCKS
- soccer, basketball, and lacrosse are the sports to play
- we know everyone and treat each other like family
- getting SCREAMED at for wearing non school sweatshirts
- TIGHTEN UR TIE
- having to go through warmups and a full workout before actually starting gym class
- WE WIN TRACK EVERY YEAR
- best soccer school
- being so hype for pizza day and chick fil a
- someone’s always dancing someone’s always sleeping someone’s always screaming
Basically all the kids act like they hate school and act like they all want to leave but they all know they love their school and everything about it.
Person 1: that girl is so cool. She must go to St. Joseph Fullerton
Guy who believed his wife had sex with a ghost, while the cunt had another man's seed, most probably a Chad.
LOL Saint Joseph, Marie's wife, is suck a cuckold
Joseph L is the toptier name for someone. Joseph is good aswell but the L initial afterwards is a special piece of magnificence. Joseph L's tend to be great at sports such as Skateboarding or Basketball.
Joseph L beat Lukas in a game of S.K.A.T.E.