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www.net-machines.com
The prime of the internet, and a catalyst for eliteness and knowledge. Feared by many, abused by some, respected by all. Unrivalled in verbal engagement, and unbeatable in the same respect. Truly the cream of modern day ownage. See elite, leet, ownage, pimp.
This do0d from NM totally destroyed my pathetic ass on eplanet last night, while completely obliterating me verbally !
a bozo who has the IQ of a peanut and cant seal the deal.
He thinks hes a good wrestler but in the end hes just a lame ass bum who took steriods to win. Captain Stretchy is the real champ. I am not Captain Stretchy
Hey you just killed a cute kitty. Good one Captain Machine!
Nickname of EXO's Chen.
A real dancing machine. This man can shuffle until the sun comes up, but don't invite him to your party because he will whine so much about anything and everything that it'll either make you insane or deaf.
MC: "What do you call yourself?"
Chen: "Chencing machine."
The evilest scammer ever. Charges two quid for a bag of Steak McCoys. If you were already having a shit day then a vending machine will make things even worse in the cheekiest fucking way!
I THOUGHT I WAS LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT AND I FOUND OUT I WASN'T AT THE LAST MOMENT AND TO TOP THINGS OFF THAT FUCKING VENDING MACHINE SCAMMED ME 2 QUID FOR A BAG OF MCCOYS AFTER ALL THAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS EVENING. SO FUCKING ANNOYING!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!
Something that the US military drops to the children of Afghanistan. It usually ends up killing thousands of children each year, which many Americans agree with.
Ex: "Hey David, gonna donate anything to the military this year?"
"I don't know, Bill. Maybe my vending machine! I hear they drop them on children in Afghanistan. Sounds like a great policy!"
"Hahaha!"
In most terms, usually gaming, a "Sauce Machine" is any effective tactic being used in a competitive or social game, whether it be a modified vehicle, weapon or character itself. The term "Sauce Machine" is synonymous to the phrase META (Most Effective Tactic Available). The term is popular with a YouTuber named "Ghilliemaster", who uses the phrase to describe a specific vehicle in the game Grand Theft Auto V.
Gamer 1: Dude! Why is that gun so good!? You just shredded me to pieces!
Gamer 2: I'm telling you, the SMG a complete and utter Sauce Machine.
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Gamer 1: Bro. In War Thunder, the Su-27 is an absolute Sauce Machine. It has a 30mm Cannon that shreds, a shit ton of missiles, and it turns on a dime! What else could you ask for!?