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Forgiveth for they not know what the fuck they just did…I won’t sayeth sorry for I am not a sorry ass nigga.
“This nigga just stepped on my shoes”
Son, Niggalations 17:5.
When you sit near somebody in a waiting room and talk to you until you or their name is called for their appointment
Met a 5 minute friend today in the doctors waiting room
A typical best friends that cannot do without each other. Derived from the positions of the two numbers. Used mostly in Nigeria and other west African countries
Tope and Sopuruchi are just like 5 n 6 . No wonder they have no secrets
This is a very special date, where special people were birthed. If you have a friend born on this day WOWZA you are cool good job. Be friends with these people now. They are kind and are the greatest
Person 1: when was your birthday?
Person 2: March 5 2008
Person 1: BE FRIENDS WITH ME
Person 2: sure!
Its the creamy mess in a females panties by 5 o'clock in the evening. Some girls are prone to 5 o'clock chowder much earlier in the day. The name is derived from its male counterpart- the 5 o'clock shadow.
Megan: "Lets just change out of our work clothes and go straight to the club and find some cute guys!!"
Robin: "I should definitely shower first and get clean drawers because I have a serious case of 5 o'clock chowder going on down there."
An urban slang term that originated from MSN statuses. One may use the term to have other people acknowledge that they are indeed watching the TV Series "Country Gatherer" and currently on episode 5. This is crucial to have as a status for there is no point in watching a Television show if others don't know about it.
Example 1
"Share something new with friends."
*Hmm, well my best friend passed away last week. No, no, that can wait, I MUST tell others what I am watching as of RIGHT NOW.*
"Country Gatherer 5"
"There, done. Hopefully people will see it, and maybe even comment on it"
Example 2
Friend 1: "Yo Phillip, whatcha doing? Watching porn?"
Phillip: "Nah, why watch porn when you can watch Country Gatherer?" "I'm on episode 5."
Friend 1: "Don't forget to put it as your MSN status, or there is no point in even watching it.
Phillip: Damn, almost forgot, thanks bro.
Stupid fucking guitar meme that's in the wrong fucking key of the original song.
Brandon: Hey Jake... hehe... 0-3-5, am i right?
Jake: I'm going to skin you alive.
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