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Wham Bam Slamalam Federalist Papers Signing Jam

According to television host Stephen Colbert, Alexander Hamilton's signature dunk during his youth on what would become the U. S. Virgin Islands. Colbert implies that Hamilton's execution of this dunk over Aaron Burr led to the famous duel which cost Hamilton his life.

The Wham Bam Slamalam Federalist Papers Signing Jam was
the most unstoppable move in the OTCBA (Original Thirteen Colonies Basketball Association)

by Bizzle fo Shizzle May 15, 2006

58πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm

A more incessant form of being on someone or something like white on rice.

Boy, I will be on your ass like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm!

by DrNordo January 17, 2009

40πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!

THE signature tag line for the early 2020's COVID-19 crisis referencing a similar, but definitely more exiting motto from the 1980's.

WTF!? Who ever said that the corona virus made people shit extra; and there's absolutely no way ANYONE can go through that many shitter-rolls in a 2 week quarantine. I guess, He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!

by YAWA March 14, 2020

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch

I hate him

Boy I hate him, turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch!

by Turf A January 12, 2023


Paper pirate

A less offensive way of saying white people, reserved for social media to not get banned.

"Ranch flavored ice cream? Sounds like paper pirate nonsense to me."

by Goon the troll June 6, 2023


The Paper Shreds

Small, painful paper cuts one recieves from the act of sexual intercourse with a book, or magazine.

synonym- The Shreds

(7:25:26 PM) Andrew: you read me like a book
(7:25:38 PM) Adam: i fucked your mom like a book
(7:25:50 PM) Andrew: u didn't get the paper shreds did you???

by Wallnerboy October 15, 2007


Seasoned Toilet Paper

Toilet paper which is used.

Hey Fido! Get away from that trash can! NO! Bad dog! Don’t eat the Seasoned Toilet Paper!

by o0ill0o October 20, 2023