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Stretching a guy's scrotum until it is thin enough to look like a thin crust pizza.
"He asked me to play with his balls while I was going down on him, so I got creative and made a ball pizza"
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When you tear the panties and there is half a lip there.
I was going down on Helga the other night and to my surprise she had half a pizza.
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An economic and highly versatile struggle food consisting of savory leftovers loaded onto flatbread (or regular bread) covered in ketchup or spaghetti sauce and cooked in an oven.
"Looks like we have nothing but stale french fries, pita bread, ketchup, cheese slices, salad dressing and a red onion until Friday. Poverty pizza it is."
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when you stretch your nutsack out and your partner shits on it, sprinkles diced tomatoes on it and then you cut it into 4 pieces and eat it with your partner
the hottest thing my girl ever did was give me a Mexican pizza
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The event in which a hot girl orders a pizza and shows up at the door naked, thus giving a pizza show, and making for a very happy delivery guy.
Joe was bragging at work today about his pizza show he got on a delivery last night.
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The greatest Boston Terrier-English Bulldog mix in the world. He loves food and humping female dogs (pretty funny to see), whines whenever someone has pizza and he can't have any, thus his name, and he sleeps on top of his dog house like snoopy! He's quite cuddly albeit rambunctious, and will always find a way to lick you right on the face. Pizza Bear has cancer... He's fought all his life. but his life lately seems to be coming to a close. I'm so sorry Pizza. I'll always love you.
"Bring Pizza Bear upstairs after his bathroom break. Also, give him his Palladia (chemo) pills."w
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Pizza Lunchable (PE•zah•LUNCH•uh•bl) Noun 1. A disgusting excuse for pizza. 2. What mothers give their schoolchildren for lunch. 3. Sadly, the best kind of Lunchable.
Adj 1. The best.
Use 1(n):
"Dude, that Little Caesars down the block sells Pizza Lunchables.
Use 2(n):
"Ugh, my mom packed me a Pizza Lunchable for lunch today."
Use 3(n):
"Hey! I just got a Pizza Lunchable! That's a gigantic step-up from the microwave burrito I got yesterday!"
Use 1(a):
"You ain't got nuttin' on me, I'm the Pizza Lunchable.
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