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This involves 2 males laying on their sides, ass to ass and facing opposite directions with each others balls tucked into the others asshole and wrapping the legs around the hips of the other. Jack off to completion.
(Configuration: 1 male laying on his side facing east, 1 male laying on his side facing west, balls to butthole exchange, hook legs around hips of the other involved, thus imitating a square knot)
“Jerry and I tried out the San Fran Square Knot last night and when jerry nutted first his asshole squeezed my balls so hard I thought they were gonna burst”
A small but fierce town in San Diego, California. Respect the locals (especially in the water), clean up after yourself and your pets, don't feed our bums or trolls, tip our waiters and waitresses, and keep in mind that you a guest in OUR house so be courteous and kind. Other than that just enjoy yourself.
I am going to Ocean Beach, San Diego.
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Gay Anal Sex where the catcher cant hold his bowels and shits all over the pitcher
Unfortunately Steve took a San Francisco Mud Slide on Rick after Rick plowed into his Ass with his man meat
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nicest place on earth and 2time winner the happiest place on america, its like usa, but much better, kinda hollywoood, when all rickmans and artists live, a controlled city besides monterrey when there is no violence and no poor people
i would like to live in the happiest place on earth, in san pedro garza garcia
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The San Andreas Fault Line is a sexual maneuver where a male spreads his partner's buttcheeks and proceeds to defecate in his partner's spread buttcrack. Once he has finished, he then presses his partners's buttcheeks together. He then proceeds to shake his partner's butt in any way he can, which can include but is not limited to shaking or slapping. While he is doing this, he is screaming "EARTHQUAKE". After he is finished, he calculates how much feces escaped the buttcrack during the earthquake and gives it a rating on the Richter Scale.
"When my girlfriend said we should go to California to see the San Andreas Fault Line, I didn't expect an earthquake THAT big."
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To suck your own or another's cum out of a persons ass, then spit it into their mouth. Like a mother bird feeding her young.
Johnny begged Jacob to give him a San Francisco bird feeder last night.
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The literal definition of depression stuck right in the middle of novato CA. You will not find a single happy soul here that isn't on drugs. If you encounter a freshman be sure to hit them with your car or kill them in any sort of way. To quote the school's principal, "the freshman class of 2022is a literal dumpster fire of human beings.”
"Dude i'm in a pit right now, I feel like i'm back at San Marin High-school."
"Darn dude! Meet me at SRJC and we can smoke some pot."
"Nah man I got to college of Marin”
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