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intraocular self observation

America's leading cause of sleep deprivation: When you're up at 3:00 A.M. still trying to fall asleep and your mind hits the phase of "Who am I? What do I mean? Why am I the way I am? How can I make myself better?" and you look at yourself from point of view if your mind's eye.

Recent hypotheses suggest that daily sessions of voluntary intraocular self observation could lead to a better world, with less crap from teenagers complaining about why they don't have the new iPhone, or that they don't have starbucks.

Hey, man, i'm so tired.. My brain decided to have an all night session of Intraocular Self Observation last night. It said "Nope, you're not sleeping, we're thinking about you tonight"

by Icohedric January 20, 2014


self-love day

At November 18 the people/ your friends/you have to self live yourself if you don't! Love yourself and say your beautiful ❤️

You: I look ugly
Me: It's November 18! It's self-love day!
You: Oh yeah! I love pretty!

by Kazuho November 15, 2021


self cleaning oven

when police politicians and government refuse to address crime in poor communities , black or brown people . leaving the people and community to handle crime themselves

that's the self cleaning oven district they will handle the murders themselves.

by charles 57 May 31, 2022


Low Self Opinion

I think you got a low self opinion man
I see you standing all by yourself
Unable to express the pain of your distress
You withdraw deeper inside
And everybody else
They wonder what´s on your mind
They got so tired of you
And your self ridicule
They wrote you off and left you behind

You sleep alone at night
You never woder why
All this bitterness wells up inside you
You always victimize
So you can criticize yourself
And all those around you

The hatred you project
Does nothing to protect you
You leave yourself so exposed
You want to open up
When someone says
Lighten up
You find all you doors closed
Get youself a break from self rejection
Try some introspection
And you just might find
It´s not so bad and anyway
At the end of the day
All you have is yourself and your mind
The self hatred that blinds you
Binds you grinds you keeps you down
The world falls down around you
You build up walls around you
You war disgust like a crown

If you could see the you that I see
When I see you seeing me
You´d see yourself so differently
Believe me

I know the self doubt that runs inside your mind
I know the self doubt that treats you so unkind

If you could see the you that I see
When I see you
You would see things differently
I assure you

Low Self Opinion

by WorseThanHitler January 14, 2021


Self-Declared Fag

When someone uses the word “fag,” many have a hard time understanding whether they mean “annoying/Harley Davidson rider” or “gay.” Self-Declared Fag is a phrase invented to help distinguish between the two. A Self-Declared Fag is one who has come out of the closet and is openly homosexual. A Self-Declared Fag is not ashamed of it, while a normal fag is insulted by it.

“Bro when is that fag on the Harley gonna get a haircut”?

My goodness, that Self-Declared Fag has been sitting on that fire hydrant for the past hour”!

by Bouquet July 03, 2018


his bad self

James Brown. One of his many nicknames, this is taken from his 1968 song "Say It Loud (I'm Black and I'm Proud!)".

Let's all give a warm welcome to the Godfather of Soul, his bad self, Mr. James Brown!

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks December 25, 2016


self-subject image

Metaphenomenon in which each object appears as a new object at each and every instant.

Conscious aesthetic.

Self-subject image says the object you observed in the last instance (instant) is not the same object you are looking at in THIS instance (instant).

by metawave March 15, 2019